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Oh I read this thing on the innernets that whining causes headaches Caitlin…
A dark voyage to the strange underbelly of the internet.
reader testimonials!
Immanuel Kant - "I laughed, I cried... it gave me a rash."
Socrates - " Fuck that Noise! I ain't drinking that shit!"
Aristophanes - "Deus Ex Masturbata!"
Aristotle - "Go on you old perv!"
René Descartes - "For the love of all that is holy shut this guy up! I can't even think straight!"
François-Marie Arouet " I don't give a damn about that insufferable prick!"
Isaac Newton - "Well, it hasn't gotten me laid yet... but can't be hurting my chances either."
Plato - "Shut up Marx! No one asked you."
Rembrandt - "...this is what you brought? The pinnacle of communication; it's a donkey fucking a clown?"
Søren Kierkegaard - "Bullshit! Isaac said he was getting tail because of this crap."
Jacques-Louis David - "Been there done that"
