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Party Toddler meme is killing it…
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A dark voyage to the strange underbelly of the internet. reader testimonials! Immanuel Kant - "I laughed, I cried... it gave me a rash." Socrates - " Fuck that Noise! I ain't drinking that shit!" Aristophanes - "Deus Ex Masturbata!" Aristotle - "Go on you old perv!" René Descartes - "For the love of all that is holy shut this guy up! I can't even think straight!" François-Marie Arouet " I don't give a damn about that insufferable prick!" Isaac Newton - "Well, it hasn't gotten me laid yet... but can't be hurting my chances either." Plato - "Shut up Marx! No one asked you." Rembrandt - "...this is what you brought? The pinnacle of communication; it's a donkey fucking a clown?" Søren Kierkegaard - "Bullshit! Isaac said he was getting tail because of this crap." Jacques-Louis David - "Been there done that"