The best way to do Korean BBQ is to get so drunk that you don’t care that your clothes reek.
Why yes, please bring me another bottle of soju, good sir!
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Immanuel Kant - "I laughed, I cried... it gave me a rash."
Socrates - " Fuck that Noise! I ain't drinking that shit!"
Aristophanes - "Deus Ex Masturbata!"
Aristotle - "Go on you old perv!"
René Descartes - "For the love of all that is holy shut this guy up! I can't even think straight!"
François-Marie Arouet " I don't give a damn about that insufferable prick!"
Isaac Newton - "Well, it hasn't gotten me laid yet... but can't be hurting my chances either."
Plato - "Shut up Marx! No one asked you."
Rembrandt - "...this is what you brought? The pinnacle of communication; it's a donkey fucking a clown?"
Søren Kierkegaard - "Bullshit! Isaac said he was getting tail because of this crap."
Jacques-Louis David - "Been there done that"
