Not Safe for Human Consumption, I thought it was live action farmville or...

I thought it was live action farmville or something

but it’s actually

Cows are surrounded by floodwaters in the village of Jeram Perdas in Rantau Panjang, in the northern Malaysian state of Kelantan. Hundreds of villagers were temporarily evacuated from the area after floods were triggered by the start of the annual monsoon season.

Fathil Asri-AFP/Getty Images

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