The Catholic Fundies and Islamic Fundies need to go out on a date and sip a milkshake through the same straw and then giggle about how cool it is that they both hate women so much and then doodle each other’s names in a little notebook during Geometry class.
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A dark voyage to the strange underbelly of the internet.
reader testimonials!
Immanuel Kant - "I laughed, I cried... it gave me a rash."
Socrates - " Fuck that Noise! I ain't drinking that shit!"
Aristophanes - "Deus Ex Masturbata!"
Aristotle - "Go on you old perv!"
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Søren Kierkegaard - "Bullshit! Isaac said he was getting tail because of this crap."
Jacques-Louis David - "Been there done that"
