Son: Who is Purr-aught?
Me: It’s Perot. Ross Perot. He ran for president when I was your age.
Son: Was he cool?
Me: Nah, he was what we all thought Gollum was like before the movies came out.
Thanks so much for the sticker, Wordishness!
Gollum with charts though.
Oh please, Samwise Gamgee is no Adm. Stockdale.
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Oh please, Samwise Gamgee is no Adm. Stockdale.
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AWESOME!
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with charts though.
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A dark voyage to the strange underbelly of the internet.
reader testimonials!
Immanuel Kant - "I laughed, I cried... it gave me a rash."
Socrates - " Fuck that Noise! I ain't drinking that shit!"
Aristophanes - "Deus Ex Masturbata!"
Aristotle - "Go on you old perv!"
René Descartes - "For the love of all that is holy shut this guy up! I can't even think straight!"
François-Marie Arouet " I don't give a damn about that insufferable prick!"
Isaac Newton - "Well, it hasn't gotten me laid yet... but can't be hurting my chances either."
Plato - "Shut up Marx! No one asked you."
Rembrandt - "...this is what you brought? The pinnacle of communication; it's a donkey fucking a clown?"
Søren Kierkegaard - "Bullshit! Isaac said he was getting tail because of this crap."
Jacques-Louis David - "Been there done that"
