Not Safe for Human Consumption

A dark voyage to the strange underbelly of the internet.

reader testimonials!
Immanuel Kant - "I laughed, I cried... it gave me a rash."

Socrates - " Fuck that Noise! I ain't drinking that shit!"

Aristophanes - "Deus Ex Masturbata!"

Aristotle - "Go on you old perv!"

René Descartes - "For the love of all that is holy shut this guy up! I can't even think straight!"

François-Marie Arouet " I don't give a damn about that insufferable prick!"

Isaac Newton - "Well, it hasn't gotten me laid yet... but can't be hurting my chances either."

Plato - "Shut up Marx! No one asked you."

Rembrandt - "...this is what you brought? The pinnacle of communication; it's a donkey fucking a clown?"

Søren Kierkegaard - "Bullshit! Isaac said he was getting tail because of this crap."

Jacques-Louis David - "Been there done that"