Not Safe for Human Consumption

May 30

skittle-happy-matt:

Yes. I’m for real. 

(via implodesoncontact)

May 29

darkarfs:

aaronthe13th:

And in the year 2012, the machines will rise… from Tucson, of all places.

(via shmemson)

mcdammit-archive:

It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

(via anchortongue)

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(Source: redsuspenders, via bathroomwallanarchy)

“‎”T’was in the darkest depths of Mordor I met a girl so innocent and fair, but Gollum and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her.” —

 -Lyrics from Ramble On

Bitch please, Robert Plant would not lose a girl to Gollum. - Chris Savage

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(via pussydriscoll)

“You can’t spell subtext without butt sex.” — An actual thing that was said to me tonight. (via prestia)

May 28

(Source: mildmodern-girl)

ronworkman:

A reminder that you should always take vaccination advice from a scientist virologist former Playboy Playmate of the year.