March 2012
helphelp:
Did you know that Mapquest still exists?
And it’s still terrible. Amazing.
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
freehumberthumbert:
Loving the vast amounts of hardcore gay porn on the ‘#catholic’ and ‘#prolife’ tags on tumblr.
You can’t spell troll without lol.
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In retrospect, I should have known it was a bad...
February 2012
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“Why do you need three proofs of ID for the library if you only wanna sleep...”
– Sir Digby Chicken Caesar (via cthulhululu)
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Thanks for the great askbox action tonight!
I was expecting more hatemail.
Don’t worry anon, I still read your hatemail but if it was only funny I would post it.
Hey Mitt if you want to "save the soul of America"
zainyk:
You could just wait for America to die and then baptize it.
Amirite?
yeahiwasintheshit:
1takejake replied to your post: how many people are following you?
LYING LIAR LIES!
i swear to god almighty, jesus christ, its true.
Unbelievable, I figured it would be 8-10K. This is proof that tumblr is a bunch of tight assholes who can’t stand a little dick.
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Case in point about changing one thing in my life.
Bart is selling the Solyndra complex, he is going to make more money off that deal than I will make in the next 15 years. He is going to be one of the handful who made money off Solyndra.
Never listen to your parents, your existence is proof that they’re horrible at making important decisions.
yeahiwasintheshit asked: no chimpanzees, or star wars at your wedding? pfft... women.
ravenhallow asked: How did you get in to the business of stabbing cancer in the face with science?
thulium asked: You get one Life Do-Over. What is it?
mildmodern-girl asked: how much do you hate Maryland/Maryland drivers?
styro asked: Fuck marry kill: Patton Oswalt, Zach Galifinakis, Jonah Hill.
bensmash asked: can you help me find a new job?
yeahiwasintheshit asked: why? wheres soon-to-be mrs GH?
Guantanamo Detainees Get New $750G Soccer Field →
jasencomstock:
muppetpants:
Remember that time Obama promised to go through the budget line by line and cut out shit like this? How about that time Obama promised to close Guantanamo?
Would anybody like to take a swing at making Obama not seem like an asshat for this?
username: the conjecturer, knows more about how our military budgets work than I ever will, but for stuff like this, it...
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Police: Suspect used nuclear threat to rob Pr....
Prince George’s County police are on the lookout for a man they believe has committed a string of bank robbieries by threatening to detonate a nuclear weapon.
Credible threat.
“I can count to potato.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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“@jonrog1: Huh. 1 million US$ in $100 bills weighs 22 lbs, which is why crooks...”
– from http://bit.ly/xmSh8o (via nerddotis)
textposter:
I guess “some of these kids are really hot” is not ok to say when working at Chuck E Cheese
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CBS News - New poll suggests that nationally,... →
Welcome to Planet Crazy, please keep your seat-belts fastened until we come to a complete stop.
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Nominating MercuryPDX for the Nobel Prize in Bank...
thank you!
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Went to Toki Underground today to get ramen, they...
thehaplesschild:
gravyholocaust:
However it was amazeballs, all of it, except they put the sink outside the bathroom that’s fucking weird.
I have to be honest. I wait at the Pug and then, after 2 hours of waiting, I want nothing to do with Toki anymore. I love the Pug.
I wanted to go to the Pug but Tommie insisted we go to the Queen Vic so he could get a Boddingtons draft.
I wonder how...
