January 2012
apocalypanties asked: Hey happy neewww yeeaaaarrr to you n yer gal!!! Hope it's a real humdinger!!
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Going through the "I am a loser" tag while getting...
These are my people.
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December 2011
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I just spent 4 dollars to buy the email address...
Thank you Aeriel
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Makes me giggle inside whenever I hear it; the original Swedish title translates to “Men Who Hate Women”.   The English title makes me think: that’s what Homer Simpson would have called it. 
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Dec 30th
It's that time of the year
When single friends, that you rarely hear from, start desperately calling, texting and emailing you to find the NYE party with the most other desperate people to crash.
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All clear!
Our building has 350 condos Approximately 65% are retired people We have one small fire every other week We have one major fire once a year The nearest fire department is 1000 feet from our building Our building is concrete with steel studs
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My apartment building is on fire.
They have no idea how much it’s going to take to get me to leave my computer. Do firetrucks have pie?
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Currently watching 'Let's Go to Prison' because...
You don’t want these lemons.
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rightlegleftleg asked: What are you gonna do, drive the blog off a cliff? YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
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bonesurf asked: love you too dad
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bonesurf asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tagging back.
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greedyandpoor: 1takejake replied to your post: Today a guy working at Walmart whispered, “Do you… Perhaps your vagina is in one of those secret societies bent on world domination. In retrospect, I realize that all vaginas are in one of those secret societies bent on world domination.
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Yes, in case you are wondering, I did apply last...
I like those odds.
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