January 2011
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Happy New Year Tumblr!
As long as I don’t get arrested and can throw up in such a fashion that I miss my shoes, I’ll be happy tonight.
December 2010
I didn't eat a twix until I was 17
… because Ryan White told me the cookie was really a dog biscuit. He was wearing a Thriller jacket and parachute pants at the time.
Consider the source
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I am going to be up and bored
Strap on a vest and blow up my askbox
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You probably think I’m just joking about the alien but I fucked SXXXX LXXXXX because she looked a lot like Princess Leia. Didn’t realize it at the time but then it dawned on me why i jumped into that whole debacle.
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It sounds like a warzone in my living room
GF has decided she is using her 10 day vacation to learn to play FPS; she’s learning Black Ops currently. She stinks but she tries really hard so I give her a kiss for each guy she murders. She is so focused she doesn’t realize how loud it is.
LOL She just yelled “I stabbed two guys in the face!”
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you gotta see the baby, when are you gonna see the...
Two cures have worked for me
Ask a TON of questions about the birth, focus on the placenta.
Keep making a joke about how the father asked you “How many stairs a person would have to fall down to have a miscarriage?”.
i-am-not-ben-holley:
Hey what can I post about that will give me a bunch of notes and possibly an Emmy?
Weren’t you supposed to stick a microphone up your ass and post about it?
Wait… that’s the recipe for a bunch of notes and a Grammy
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AG CT: Amputated penis salvaged by temporary... →
notforked:
geneticist:
Amputated penis salvaged by temporary implantation into arm
A case of temporary ectopic implantation of an amputated penis to the forearm followed by return to its anatomic position. The penis was amputated by a riding lawnmower, and massive contamination prevented immediate replantation. The…
i have very little penis-sympathy, but this kinda made me cringe anyway.
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