January 2012
Do you need money? Do you need it fast? Can you...
Then come on down to Georgetown University’s New Research Building! We have ton’s of obscure high-tech research instruments, radioactive materials, thermocyclers, drawers that have cash in them, gently used dell desktops, computer monitors, purses, jackets, laptops and more! Fast service, walk in, pick out your item and walk right out!
The research building has been robbed like twice...
“So let’s have a jail retirement age. Everyone out the door at 65. Goodbye and...”
– Let’s Let All the Old People Out of Jail
I finished the Gopnik New Yorker story [which I URGE you to read] about our prisons on my way in this morning and can’t stop thinking about how wrong we have it in this country.
(via peterwknox)
how would this save money? we let them out of jail right when...
“During the debate in Florida, the Republican candidates argued over topics like...”
– German magazine “Der Spiegel” on the Republican debate in Florida (via factoseintolerant)
if i ever become a criminal, im going to leave...
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Gingrich promises moon base that could become 51st... →
solitaryforager:
Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich on Wednesday vowed to build a lunar colony that he said could eventually become the 51st state.
Speaking to Republicans on Florida’s Space Coast, the former House Speaker explained that the “grandiose” idea would be possible because the government would fuel innovation by awarding prizes and incentives to private businesses.
“At...
I was going to get a lot more done at work today,...
Typical cancer scientist day.
Boss emails me:
Hey can’t make the 3:30 meeting today. I’m in Arizona at the H&N conference. I’m meeting a guy in 20 minutes can you write me up a primer on as many different ways as you can find of measuring intracellular iron in tumors in the next 15 minutes?
Insanely fast start searching pubmed and downloading journal articles, call histopath, call the Flow lab at...
“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...”
– Maurice Sendak (via yousaidminkey)
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My GF makes me these super-healthy fruit smoothies...
Boys and Girls, that’s how you know it’s: I wish you were skinnier love.
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Warren Buffett's Secretary Likely Makes Between... →
muppetpants:
Joe the Plumber’d.
For a dude who writes for a financial magazine he doesn’t know shit about Buffet. There is no way that notorious tightwad Buffet pays his secretary over 200K. NOT POSSIBLE.
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an...”
– John Steinbeck (via sinidentidades)
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Sometimes I get depressed because I wish I could...
le sigh. cheesy bread is back. that’s nice.
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Needed: drinkers in Chicago last week of April
My boss said we are too poor for me to go to the big cancer convention in Chicago but Kim has a convention last week of April in Chicago so I’ll tag along with her instead. Looking for tumblrs who want to hangout.
It goes without saying people who will make a skin suit out of me please do not apply. Remember, serial killers, you are on the honor system.
Anyone else think Mitch Daniels is Payton Manning...
Obama talks about China, the camera pans to an...
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