(via ryderripps)
On some film-making forum I read this guy’s theory that ‘Face off’ was a quasi-documentary not a movie; that Travolta and Cage actually switched faces during the movie and they have remained that way. I can’t find it anymore. This makes me fuckin sad.
‘Face off’ is on HBO right now.
Why yes, please bring me another bottle of soju, good sir!
An all-time favorite among men’s haircuts. “The Frisbee Dog Goof.” Sometimes seen roller skating with an ice cream cone. Has houseplants.
(via wombatfractal)
Then come on down to Georgetown University’s New Research Building! We have ton’s of obscure high-tech research instruments, radioactive materials, thermocyclers, drawers that have cash in them, gently used dell desktops, computer monitors, purses, jackets, laptops and more! Fast service, walk in, pick out your item and walk right out!
The research building has been robbed like twice a week for the last month, it’s not just the peons either the Cancer Center director’s office was robbed last Sunday.
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Let’s Let All the Old People Out of Jail
I finished the Gopnik New Yorker story [which I URGE you to read] about our prisons on my way in this morning and can’t stop thinking about how wrong we have it in this country.
(via peterwknox)
how would this save money? we let them out of jail right when they get on medicare?
Old people should be killed and eaten if they are in jail. Skin them and use their pelts for the homeless.
(via jasencomstock)
Can you imagine the skyrocketing murder rate from 64 yr olds killing off their spouses?
(via jasencomstock)
— German magazine “Der Spiegel” on the Republican debate in Florida (via factoseintolerant)
(via michaelfassbendersteeth)
(Source: lostinkalifornia, via somethingbetter)
A dark voyage to the strange underbelly of the internet.
reader testimonials!
Immanuel Kant - "I laughed, I cried... it gave me a rash."
Socrates - " Fuck that Noise! I ain't drinking that shit!"
Aristophanes - "Deus Ex Masturbata!"
Aristotle - "Go on you old perv!"
René Descartes - "For the love of all that is holy shut this guy up! I can't even think straight!"
François-Marie Arouet " I don't give a damn about that insufferable prick!"
Isaac Newton - "Well, it hasn't gotten me laid yet... but can't be hurting my chances either."
Plato - "Shut up Marx! No one asked you."
Rembrandt - "...this is what you brought? The pinnacle of communication; it's a donkey fucking a clown?"
Søren Kierkegaard - "Bullshit! Isaac said he was getting tail because of this crap."
Jacques-Louis David - "Been there done that"
